Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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