someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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