What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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