she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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