4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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