I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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