Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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