standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
i think i just lost a toe
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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