Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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