Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
