best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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