Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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