party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
