Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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