Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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