Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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