You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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