You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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