Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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