"it" just moved
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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