I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
A bitchslap is in order.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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