Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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