singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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