I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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