I want to stick my p in your. b.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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