physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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