It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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