And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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