Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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