i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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