Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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