He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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