Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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