Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
MIDGETS
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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