I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This baby is an asshole
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
