i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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