the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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