i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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