so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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