I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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