The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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