it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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