Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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