You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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