Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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