I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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