Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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