Are we in a gay sports bar?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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