i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
