Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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