He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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