his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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