if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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